Breakup Song lyrics

I cant believe I hung around with you
All this time
You drove me crazy with your O.C.D.
Girl, youre out of your mind
Im counting on UFOs to beam me up
I just dont know how long I can take this shit
Im over it, girl you gotta go

[Chorus]
Its over, were over
Just like in crimson and clover
Were sinking and Im thinking
How the hell did we get so stupid?
Its the end, ex-girlfriend
I dont care what you think of me now
So long youre gone
This is the breakup song

One more thing before you go
Would you please give me my records back
My Bloody Valentine, The Pixies, Cheap Trick, and Back in Black
You can keep the dog we bought
But you cant go near the Standard Bar
Dont hang around, dont call my friends
The wont know who you are!

[Chorus X2]

THIS IS THE BREAKUP SONG!